A goal in each half saw Sevilla claim the Spanish Cup for the fifth time and deny Atletico Madrid the chance to add to their UEFA Europa League success.
A goal in each half saw Sevilla claim the Spanish Cup for the fifth time and deny Atletico Madrid the chance to add to their UEFA Europa League success.

David Villa & Fernando Torres are two of the world’s premier strikers. They both play for Spain. Thirty-one defenses just dribbled in their pants a little.
Clubs
David: Valencia Barcelona Valencia*
Fernando: Liverpool
* – Subject to change by the time you’ve scrolled to the end of the page.
Age
David: 28
Fernando: 26
Caps
David: 55
Fernando: 71
Nickname
David: El Guaje (The Kid)
Fernando: El Nino (The Kid)
Could moonlight on the other side of the law as...
David: Stealth assassin.
Fernando: The Heidi Fleiss of in-demand manwhores.
If he were a superhero, he would be…
David: Batman – Ruthlessly efficient, clinical, omnipresent, wears a bat symbol most days.
Fernando: Superman – faster than a speeding bullet and often saves the day, but with dodgy legs for kryptonite.
Better, unofficial nicknames…
David: Smooth Criminal
Fernando: Fernando – Hey, if you can do it, do it.
Current legacy
David: Most complete striker in world football.
Fernando: Somewhere between the top six and top half-dozen strikers in the world.
LOLSpeak
David: I can haz golz
Fernando: Z.O.M.G.
Has a soft spot for…
David: Sporting Gijon
Fernando: Atletico Madrid
Defining hair characteristic
David: Questionable use of the soul patch
Fernando: Flowing golden locks tragically obstructed by an Alice band.
Fangirl attraction, scale of 10
David: 6.5
Fernando: 10.5

Best accessory…
David: David Silva
Fernando: Olalla
If he were stranded on a desert island and could bring one life-saving device, he would bring…
David: Xavi
Fernando: Xavi
If a daughter brought him home, her mother would…
David: Concede two before the main course
Fernando: Faint before hors d’ouvres
Most likely World Cup legacy….
David: Scoring whichever goals Fernando didn’t score.
Fernando: Scoring whichever goals David didn’t score.
|Part of our series A Casual Guide to World Cup 2010|